{"id":586,"date":"2020-03-25T13:16:06","date_gmt":"2020-03-25T13:16:06","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/emagines.org\/?p=586"},"modified":"2020-03-25T15:09:22","modified_gmt":"2020-03-25T15:09:22","slug":"covid19-new-york","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/emagines.org\/?p=586","title":{"rendered":"COVID19 New York"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\">(a haiku chain*)<\/span><\/p>\n<p>NY is locked down<br \/>\nCoronavirus in town<br \/>\nStay home watch TV<\/p>\n<p>TV&#8217;s depressing<br \/>\nBad news on all prime channels<br \/>\nBinge watch Walking Dead?<\/p>\n<p>Going out today<br \/>\nMask on, gloves on, goggles on<br \/>\nKeep six feet apart<\/p>\n<p>When I get home \u2013<br \/>\nshould I gargle with Listerine<br \/>\nor something stronger?<\/p>\n<p>Toilet paper&#8217;s gone<br \/>\nPraying for constipation<br \/>\nbut had diarrhea<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>*<em><span style=\"font-size: 10pt;\"> A series of connected haiku on a particular theme (my definition)<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>(a haiku chain*) NY is locked down Coronavirus in town Stay home watch TV TV&#8217;s depressing Bad news on all prime channels Binge watch Walking Dead? Going out today Mask on, gloves on, goggles on Keep six feet apart When I get home \u2013 should I gargle with Listerine or something stronger? Toilet paper&#8217;s gone &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[89],"class_list":["post-586","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-my-poems","tag-coronavirus-humor-haiku"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/emagines.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/586","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/emagines.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/emagines.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/emagines.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/emagines.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=586"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/emagines.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/586\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":592,"href":"https:\/\/emagines.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/586\/revisions\/592"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/emagines.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=586"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/emagines.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=586"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/emagines.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=586"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}