{"id":435,"date":"2017-05-18T12:34:18","date_gmt":"2017-05-18T12:34:18","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/emagines.org\/?p=435"},"modified":"2017-05-18T12:34:18","modified_gmt":"2017-05-18T12:34:18","slug":"lets-play","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/emagines.org\/?p=435","title":{"rendered":"Let\u2019s play!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This is your president speaking<br \/>\nYes, you heard me right<br \/>\nI want to launch some missiles<br \/>\nat President Assad tonight<\/p>\n<p>Damn the consequences<br \/>\nNow just listen to me boys<br \/>\nWhat good is being president<br \/>\nIf I can\u2019t play with my toys?<\/p>\n<p>I\u2019m here in Mar-a-Lago<br \/>\nWith my buddy President Xi<br \/>\nWatching the live news broadcast<br \/>\nOn my huge widescreen TV<\/p>\n<p>I love the way the missiles fly<br \/>\nand hit targets with a bang<br \/>\nI love it really bigly guys<br \/>\nLet\u2019s launch another ten!<\/p>\n<p>And when the media question<br \/>\nwhy we acted unilaterally<br \/>\nLet\u2019s just tell the fake media<br \/>\nit was for national security<\/p>\n<p>And at the White House briefing<br \/>\nSean Spicer is my guy<br \/>\nHe\u2019ll say it was all Obama\u2019s fault<br \/>\nSean sure can spin a lie<\/p>\n<p>And on the morning talk shows<br \/>\nKellyanne Conway has my back<br \/>\nthe media never ever challenge<br \/>\nher litany of alternative facts<\/p>\n<p>So don\u2019t be impatient guys<br \/>\nthe best time will come soon<br \/>\nwhen I punch in those nuclear codes<br \/>\nand blow up Kim Jong-Un!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This is your president speaking Yes, you heard me right I want to launch some missiles at President Assad tonight Damn the consequences Now just listen to me boys What good is being president If I can\u2019t play with my toys? I\u2019m here in Mar-a-Lago With my buddy President Xi Watching the live news broadcast &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[71,69,72,68,70],"class_list":["post-435","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-my-poems","tag-nuclear","tag-president","tag-president-trump","tag-trump","tag-usa"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/emagines.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/435","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/emagines.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/emagines.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/emagines.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/emagines.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=435"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/emagines.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/435\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":436,"href":"https:\/\/emagines.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/435\/revisions\/436"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/emagines.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=435"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/emagines.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=435"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/emagines.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=435"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}